.A husband and wife were getting all snugly in bed. The passion was heating up as it sometimes does, but then the wife suddenly stopped and said "I don`t feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
"WHAT!?" said her husband ... the wife explained that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. He realized that nothing was going to happen that night and he might as well deal with it.
The next day the man took his wife shopping at a big departmental store. He walked around and asked her try on 3 very expensive outfits. She couldn`t decide. He told her to take all 3 of them. They headed to the shoe section and picked up matching shoes worth $200 each. They then went to the jewelery section where she found a set of diamond earrings. The husband agreed to buy it for her. The wife was so excited, she thought her husband had flipped out, but she didn`t care. She went for a matching tennis bracelet. The husband said "You don`t even play tennis, but if you like it then let`s get it". The wife was jumping up and down so excited she could not even believe what was going on. She said to her husband, "I`m ready to go, let`s go to the cashier."
The husband stopped and said, "No, honey I don`t feel like buying all these stuff now". The wife`s face went blank. "Honey - I just want you to HOLD these stuff for a while". The look on her face was indescribable and she was about to explode as her husband said, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
what have you done recently as a revenge for the actions of a loved one?
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