WHITE COUGARS ARE SERIOUSLY INVADING NIGERIA!!!

In the last 3 months,we've read or heard weird stories about 4 different Nigerian young men in their 20s that got married to white women in their 60s and 70s.Those ones are the ones we heard about because such bizarre weddings have taken place without the media being abuzz with the News.

The truth about the whole ceaseless white cougars' invasion is that these bunch of sexually insatiable white Grandmothers(OR

WHAT DO I CALL IT?) have found out that most young Nigerian guys feel very vulnerable in Nigeria.A Country that has more or less nothing to offer young people.The vulnerability in question is a result of fear of being seen as a failure when he feels the Nigerian system will not offer anything good.He sure has to resort to finding ways out or a way out of Nigeria entirely! He also knows that visa issuance is not easy for some people like him to receive;so if marriage with the available white cougar would be a solution,the HELPLESS boy would readily grab her with both hands!

Another factor is this...... The old widows or divorcees that are searching for love or sex toys have seen that Nigeria is a fertile ground to cultivate their weirdness so they exploit the naive or desperate Nigerian boys.These boys feel they are smart but the truth is that the 'USE GAME' is mutual! The white cougars use the Nigerian 'stallions' to quench their sexual inferno while the Nigerian 'stallions' use them to escape the 'hard-knock' life in Nigeria and hope that one day&quite soon,she would die&leave her money for him,then he'll re-marry the real woman of his dreams after he has gotten the much desired U.S Green Card.

As funny&weird as these cougar marriage stories keep emerging, It is quite sad for the single ladies because most Nigerian single ladies are seriously searching for husbands while those very ugly&wrinkled cougars from Europe&America are snatching our Nigerian vibrant stallions away with the attraction of the Western greener pastures! I will NEITHER 'talk down' to those boys that marry their Grandmothers' mates from Europe&America, NOR encourage this because many young Nigerian men are living hopelessly&helplessly! They are just existing for the sake of it but in reality they are what Igbos refer to as "odi ndu onwu ka nma" because the situation in Nigeria is just pathetic! Some might argue that most of them are lazy&that's why they want a quick way out but that's a wrong assertion! Most Nigerian lads work real hard everyday but end up having STONES for dinner because the system is so bad that in many situations,A young man gets nothing after all his efforts&sufferings! With situations like this when his back is against the wall,what does he do when an opportunity to escape the jungle Nigeria comes his way on a silver platter?

The blame for this decadence is our system... The Government... The society and family pressure... If not,with all the gorgeous single women scattered all over Nigeria,those white cougars won't be beating them to the game of gradually taking away the young men in Nigeria!

On a lighter note,THIS IS A WEIRD SITUATION SO,I'D GIVE A WEIRD ADVICE AS ONE OF THE SOLUTIONS TO IT:
Nigerian Single Ladies Should Collectively Set Up A Team Of Fierce And Mean Ladies That Would Be Assigned As Their WATCHDOGS At The Ikoyi Registry In Lagos So That Any Other Time Another 60+yr old White Cougar Makes An Attempt To Take Away A Nigerian 20+yr old boy,She Would Be Given The Beating Of Her Life By Nigerian SINGLE LADIES...LoL!!! when she gets home,she'll warn her fellow old sisters not to try Nigeria again because Nigerian women are now out to stop their future husbands from being taken away.If not more boys would follow that lead&run away! LoL! BY Tony Kanu

 

hahahahahahh! what an advice, lolzzz