An amazing breakthrough in biological studies was made over the
course of the weekend. Scientists from West Manchester College in the
United Kingdom uncovered a discovery that is sure to send ripples
through the world of relationships. The study links human psychology to
human biology.
Scientists, for the past decade, have been studying the DNA of
several groups of men to better understand the psychological differences
between men and women in relationships. By chance, the scientists
stumbled upon several biopolymer strands that are found in canines, more
specifically, domesticated dogs. Zay of www.MapeNation.com received an advance copy of the press report, which is soon to be released.
According to the report, the biopolymer strands are linked to the
production of proteins and nucleic acids, which induce the mating drive
of dogs to extremely high levels. This desire includes an extreme
desperation for self-preservation. The scientists, after numerous
tests, concluded that about 200,000 years ago canines hunted primates
for the purposes of consumption. Over time the primates evolved to
develop similar strands of DNA to that of canines, for use as protection
against the predators.
As primates split and evolved into modern day humans, the humans
continued to carry the DNA that included the biopolymer strands of
canines. As a result, male humans inherited a mating drive from canines
that leaves men with the instinct to seek out as many mating partners
as possible. Zay asked Dr. Yus I. Birchmier for a better clarification
of what that all meant and Dr. Birchmier replied with, “Well,
essentially, it means that it is in a man’s DNA to cheat. It can no
longer be denied. The DNA links prove it.”
Several men were asked about their thoughts on the discovery.
Darnell Hardwood of Cleveland had this to say: “Man, I think it’s
great. I think it finally gives us something to show females when they
try to get out of line about what we do in relationships. We’re not
perfect. They call us dogs…but it’s true, and this report proves it. We
just can’t help it.” Not all men were excited about the news. Clyde
Williams of Oakland expressed his discontent, “It’s bullsh-t! It’s just
another thing for females to throw in our face! They should have kept
this sh-t secret!”
Some women found it as a cause for celebration. Shalanda Murphy of
Brooklyn screamed with joy, “Yes! Yes! Finally! Now these dudes can’t be
actin’ like they don’t cheat! It’s in yall’s DNA. Yall are dogs!”
The discovery is expected to be formally announced in the coming weeks.
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