This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband
and wife instead of resorting to physical force...Poems written by WIFE
and HUSBAND.
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star.
You should know what you are.
And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful.
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too.
Not in cage but laughing at you.
...for in the end, the wife will always have her last say
The picture there is really funny. Hi, nice to know you. I like comedy too, just learn to tickle everyone's fancy anyway. Visit back to my blog Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy and share there too, but it's not funny, because I am not a native speaker of English myself, or that's the point, maybe? Thanks.
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